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« Thread Started on Nov 7, 2009, 2:42pm » | |
It seems that a new priest was assigned to a small parish and he made as his first sermon, a testament against the evils of drink. He preached about what the bible said and then he decided to give a demonstration to show exactly how bad alcohol was. He drew out a bottle of whiskey and poured a tall glass and said "Whisky not only destroys your soul it rotts your body" Then drew out a large worm that wriggled between his fingers and he dropped it into the glass of whiskey. After a moment or two of wriggling it lay dead in the bottom of the glass. "There, you see what alcohol does to you" and a little man in the front row stood up and said "Your right Father, drink whiskey and you'll never be bothered with worms"
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